Saturday, April 17, 2010

Another Poem

The thing is that I actually stole this from my friend Eva Brandes' blog. She's been posting a different poem every day in April, but this was one of my faves. She found that the word "portmanteau" is "a blend of two or more words or morphemes and their meanings into one new word" and then the title made more sense.

Portmanterrorism

Would it make a difference to say we suffered
from affluenza in those days? Could we blame
Reaganomics, advertainment, the turducken
and televangelism we swallowed by the sporkful,
all that brunch and Jazzercise, Frappuccinos
we guzzled on the Seatac tarmac, sexcellent
celebutantes we ogled with camcorders while
our imagineers simulcast the administrivia
of our alarmaggedon across the glocal village?
Would it help to say that we misunderestimated
the effects of Frankenfood and mutagenic smog
to speculate that amid all our infornography
and anticipointment, some crisitunity slumbered
unnoticed in a roadside motel? Does it count
for nothing that we are now willing to admit
that the animatronic monster slouching across
the soundstage of our tragicomic docusoap
was only a distraction? Because now, for all our
gerrymandering, the anecdata won't line up for us.
When we saw those contrails cleaving the sky
above us, we couldn't make out their beginning
or their end. What, in those long hours of ash,
could our appletinis tell us of good or of evil?

-Nick Lantz, from The Lightning that Strikes the Neighbors' House

6 comments:

  1. very interesting. i would have preferred a turbaconducken reference, but i'm not a poet so what do i know.

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  2. This poem is too long. Can someone summarize it for me?

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  3. Oh... can one of your blogs be about what name our younger sister Rachael should use if she starts Roller Derbying?

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  4. Some of my current favorite portmanteaus:

    frenemy
    turbaconducken (awesome)
    fantabulous
    pickle
    (from pee and fickle. can anyone else find a source for that word? It's totally made up.)

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  5. Babs - I agree. I've always been suspicious of the word pickle, and now I know why.

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  6. more blog posts please. even if they're just stolen posts from people whose name reminds me of a sound of music character.

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